I've unwittingly been part of interesting conversations thanks to the tube, or even the guys walking the same route as me on the street, having super loud discussions. And no, I wasn't particularly eavesdropping, its hard *not* to hear these things!
2 of the most interesting conversations I've heard:
1) Two guys walking on the street behind me, obv catching up after a while..
First guy: omg, you'll never guess where Dude X is, I just got a post card from him!
Second guy: woah yeah I haven't seen him in a year, where in the world is he?!
first guy: In a fishing village in *Africa* !!
second guy: you've gots to be joking!!
...And then basically this is how the story went: Dude X decided to quit his job one drunken night, then got on a plane & went to Africa & landed at a small fishing village with backpack on back & no money in pocket.
He worked there for 4 months, being the only white guy in the region & was much loved by all. Then some rich local dude offered him a job & said I can't pay you salary but if you do this for 4 months, I'll give you a piece of land. So now, Dude X is in Africa & owns a piece of land!!!!
Then the boys had to turn left & I had to turn right, so that's all I know for now!
2) How can this not be about a girl!
first dude: so it was pretty late that night, so we were all pretty drunk...
second dude: aha...! score!
first dude: lol. so.. she was like, "why are you so quiet, what are you thinking about right this very moment?" and i was like.. "I'm just wondering how it would be, if I kissed you right at this moment.."
second dude: man, i can't believe you said that! what did she say?
first dude: so then, she said "i know how it would be.. it would be like.." and then she leaned over & kissed me!
second dude: whaaaaaaat
first dude: yeah it was crazy.. we basically made out all night then she invited me back to her place.. and we made out all the way up in the lift, reached the top floor, then hit the right button, reached her floor, but just continued making out.. "
[second guy is making woot noises]
...And then they got off at their stop.
And I thought these things happened only in the movies!
2 of the most interesting conversations I've heard:
1) Two guys walking on the street behind me, obv catching up after a while..
First guy: omg, you'll never guess where Dude X is, I just got a post card from him!
Second guy: woah yeah I haven't seen him in a year, where in the world is he?!
first guy: In a fishing village in *Africa* !!
second guy: you've gots to be joking!!
...And then basically this is how the story went: Dude X decided to quit his job one drunken night, then got on a plane & went to Africa & landed at a small fishing village with backpack on back & no money in pocket.
He worked there for 4 months, being the only white guy in the region & was much loved by all. Then some rich local dude offered him a job & said I can't pay you salary but if you do this for 4 months, I'll give you a piece of land. So now, Dude X is in Africa & owns a piece of land!!!!
Then the boys had to turn left & I had to turn right, so that's all I know for now!
2) How can this not be about a girl!
first dude: so it was pretty late that night, so we were all pretty drunk...
second dude: aha...! score!
first dude: lol. so.. she was like, "why are you so quiet, what are you thinking about right this very moment?" and i was like.. "I'm just wondering how it would be, if I kissed you right at this moment.."
second dude: man, i can't believe you said that! what did she say?
first dude: so then, she said "i know how it would be.. it would be like.." and then she leaned over & kissed me!
second dude: whaaaaaaat
first dude: yeah it was crazy.. we basically made out all night then she invited me back to her place.. and we made out all the way up in the lift, reached the top floor, then hit the right button, reached her floor, but just continued making out.. "
[second guy is making woot noises]
...And then they got off at their stop.
And I thought these things happened only in the movies!
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